Wedgehead has his eye on you. ...and he likes what he sees! Finally, someone who understands him!
He is very handsome too...can't you tell? What do you mean he looks pitiful? Look at that charismatic posture!
Wedge-head understands you too. He sees things the way you see them... OK so he has to stand on his head to do so, but still!
He understands exactly what you mean.
Wedgehead and his best buddy OX are on a mission to prove that humans really do exist, and he would like you to help them on their quest. The proof can be found in the snacks! Have any?