In the mysterious towers of business and commerce lives this dark hero. Intensely focused on ROI and the bottom line, fighting for free enterprise he keeps working capital at work. Mighty with the ledger or balance sheet, he can approve or deny a disbursement in an instant. If displeased, premiums increase, debt instruments become instruments of torture, and field audits rain down like order tickets on the stock exchange floor.
CODE NAME: MoneyMan
AKA: moneybags, loot suit, bean counter, the wall street kid
SUPER POWERS: Unearthly financial dexterity; loophole creation; fuzzy math and figure fudging; money bunny attraction
VULNERABILITIES: Social situations; irrational exuberance; due diligence; depreciation; natural sunlight
“Cash is King - and pennies count!”
"If you can count your money, you don't have enough."
“Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.”