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Portal 2 6 Inch by 6 Inch Shower Curtain - Aperture Laboratories Shower Curtain

Portal 2 6 Inch by 6 Inch Shower Curtain - Aperture Laboratories Shower Curtain
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Product Code:
847509000670
Our Price:$19.95
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Item Description
Name: Aperture Laboratories Shower Curtain
Category: Portal 2
Series:
Manufacturer: Think Geek
Type: Shower Curtain
Size: 6 Inch by 6 Inch
Packaging: Bagged

Description: Before Aperture Science became a worldwide leader in Science, they were a worldwide leader in shower curtains. In fact, the majority of Cave Johnson's wealth was amassed thanks to contracts with the U.S. military to provide shower curtains to military bases (except the Navy). In fact, it was the Navy that was the purported downfall of Cave Johnson. Rumor has it, Cave was exposed to high levels of mercury while developing deadly shower curtains for the House Naval Appropriations committee.

This shower curtain, while emblazoned with the Aperture Science logo, probably doesn't contain mercury or radiation. Not if you’re in the control group at least. (Pssst, you're in the control group.)

Product Specifications

Officially licensed and approved by Valve!
Get squeaky clean behind this Aperture Labs shower curtain
White vinyl(EVA) shower curtain with black Aperture Labs logo
Features the aperture logo and text letting you know that it "Contains less than 1% mercury"
Most likely not radioactive (but wear your lead underwear anyway)
Officially licensed Portal collectible
Dimensions: 6' x 6'

We receive both US and Canadian Cases. You will get either English, bilingual or trilingual carded figures based on availability. Please understand this before ordering.


Safety Warning: This product may contain sharp points, small parts that are choking hazards, and other elements that are not suitable for children under 3 years of age.




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